- gay kid: hey i like your shoes
- straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
Screencaps from the short film I just finished.
What if your roommate was a cyborg assassin from the future?
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
practicing your signature just in case you become famous
Uncanny X-men 170
Storm rips out Calisto’s heart in a battle to the death for the life of her friends. Obviously it doesn’t go well for Calisto.
GOD I LOVE STORM SO MUCH YOU GUYS
Look at her picking up Angel like nothing. LOOK AT THAT DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. LOOK AT THE FUCKS SHE GIVES. NONE. NO FUCKS. MY GOD WOW.